Now this is a story all about how
My life became painting sheep and cow
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how i came to paint right here in this chair

South of the river I was born but not raised
I moved to Dorset to spend my earlier days
Chilling in the fields and bunking off school
Listening to the Stones just playing it cool

My parents said that I had to earn cash
So off to college I did dash
Studied animal care to be a vet nurse
Got charged by a pig thought hey this is a curse

I discovered a talent for drawing and art
Thought this is a way I can play my part
My sister helped me move in a knackered old van
Down to Cornwall - for my master plan

Now I create art on whatever I can
Got three kids and married (to a West Ham fan)
My work had been seen all over the world
Not bad at all for a scatty Dorset girl
Matthew Lee (the West Ham fan!)