I was awarded a ‘nice topic’ badge for my, now suspended, ‘Trademark Fear’ post.
I would like to thank everybody involved; I now have lots of badges.
I wasn’t expecting to recieve such an award, so, unfortunately, I have no speech prepared. I would like to say this though…non of this would have been possible without the help and support of my, beautiful girlfriend, Clare; you have been MY ROCK, darling. Right down to helping me do the shopping for my, now wrinkly parents; you are always there for me.
As for my, now wrinkly, parents; you have been invaluable in my, meteoric, rise to success; I cannot quite remember how, but I’m sure you must have been!
My uncles and aunties also played a special role…blah, blah, blah…and the cat next door…blah, blah…
Thank you, one and all.