For those who don’t know my husband’s name is Andrew and he just loves to make me blush in public. Below are just two examples of his antics .
Picture this: We are at the checkout in a large supermarket and Andrew is about to pay he gets his card out (this is before they had the tap the machine to pay) and puts his car the wrong way in the machine. The checkout lady says “No strip front facing”
Andrew starts taking his coat off the checkout lady looks horrified and loudly says “no no I mean the card”
She is bright red and so am I, but by this time Andrew has already started to unbutton his shirt. Andrew sighs and says “darn I thought my luck was in then”
Both myself and the checkout lady didn.t know what to say.
Second antic: Once again we are in a shop this time it is our local convenience store and at the checkout and Andrew pipes up very loudly. “Can I have a mars bar oh please let me have a mars bar, you haven’t given me any pocket money this week oh go on pleaseeeeeeeeee”
The lady at the till looks at me with a look of disgust and I can feel the eyes of the people in the que behind me burrowing into the back of my head. I am now bright red, needles to say I grabbed a mars bar and put it on the counter with the rest of the shopping.
Sometime I do wonder what on earth he is thinking, he can be very annoying at times but I have to admit the fact that he makes me laugh is one of the things about him that drew me to him in the first place. BTW as our children got older they refused to come shopping with us I wonder why… lol